UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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