I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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