Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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