I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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