Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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