What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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