i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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