If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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