I need help removing her.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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