I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I will pee on everything he values.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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