i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i've created a new STD.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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