We named our party play list daddy issues
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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