i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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