We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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