I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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