Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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