i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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