Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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