walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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