Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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