It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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