there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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