Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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