doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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