So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
