So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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