Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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