I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
just found out that she named her cat after me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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