I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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