i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just gift wrapped bread.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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