Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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