i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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