So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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