I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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