idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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