tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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