That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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