this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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