This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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