I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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