i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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