my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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