yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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