Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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