if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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