he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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