talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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