He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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