I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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