best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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