Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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