i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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