is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I need moral support for this bender
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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